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Archive for December, 2006

Book bits - Christian Science Monitor

by @ Sunday, December 31st, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized

Book bits
Christian Science Monitor, MA - Dec 31, 2006
I get clippings from all over the country, and there is little corruption stuff all over. But I'll give you an example: The Justice Department released some ...

One-liners - Miami Herald

by @ Sunday, December 31st, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized

One-liners
Miami Herald, FL - Dec 31, 2006
... illegal to drive with your emergency flashers on.'' You have to admit one thing -- Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump are certainly honest about each other.

Look back at 10 bad stand-out films - Deseret News

by @ Sunday, December 31st, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized


Deseret News
Look back at 10 bad stand-out films
Deseret News, UT - Dec 30, 2006
... press clippings. • LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR. Does anyone really think that charmless comedian Dan "Larry the Cable Guy" Whitney is funny? ...

Guys, gals, one-liners: It's time for new sitcoms - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (subscription)

by @ Saturday, December 30th, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized

Guys, gals, one-liners: It's time for new sitcoms
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (subscription), WI - Dec 30, 2006
... age whose plans have been derailed and whose desperation is expressed in outlandish behavior, streams of one-liners and prolonged displays of slapstick. ...

The District - Washington Post

by @ Saturday, December 30th, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized


Washington Post
The District
Washington Post, DC - Dec 29, 2006
The show looks at reactions to tobacco-themed headlines through 55 editorial cartoons and clippings and includes anti-smoking works as well as cartoonists ...

Parcells calls Jones, Glenn complaints ‘funny’

by @ Saturday, December 30th, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized

When asked about RB Julius Jones and WR Terry Glenn complaining about their lack of touches, coach Bill Parcells called the complaints “funny, real funny.”
“I got two 1,000-yard receivers. I have a 1,000-yard rusher. I got the second runner going for 15 touchdowns. I got a tight end who has caught 60 passes,” Parcells said. “Now tell me again they are not involved. Sometimes, no matter how much, it’s not enough. I just disregard it. I’m trying to play the game. I’m not trying to satisfy.”

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Mime says he'll make a quiet exit - San Diego Union Tribune

by @ Friday, December 29th, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized


San Diego Union Tribune
Mime says he'll make a quiet exit
San Diego Union Tribune, CA - Dec 29, 2006
Yesterday, at his Santee home, Hager looked through thick scrapbooks filled with newspaper clippings and photos of himself at various stages of Kazoo's ...

Ben Macintyre - Times Online

by @ Thursday, December 28th, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized

Ben Macintyre
Times Online, UK - Dec 28, 2006
... leaving behind no less than 30000 newspaper clippings. “The goal is to tell the story in the clearest way, whether it is moving, sad, or funny,” he said ...

Backstory: HL Mencken, 'The Sage of Baltimore,' had a zing … - Christian Science Monitor

by @ Tuesday, December 26th, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized

Backstory: HL Mencken, 'The Sage of Baltimore,' had a zing ...
Christian Science Monitor, MA - Dec 26, 2006
Dr. Fitzpatrick says he fills 1000 pages annually of new clippings - comments, quotations of Mencken aphorisms, and epigrams, such as, "Bachelors know more ...

Super Bloopers - Melbourne Herald Sun

by @ Sunday, December 24th, 2006. Filed under Uncategorized

Super Bloopers
Melbourne Herald Sun, Australia - Dec 24, 2006
For years flame-haired Victorian and nerdy Queensland intellectual were bitter Labor Party rivals. She enthusiastically backed Mark Latham and Simon Crean, ...

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